via the webcomic talent of the inimitable Daniel Stori at Turnoff.US! Daniel Stori's 'Oracle Downloads Page' → December 12, 2022 by Marc Handelman in Daniel Stori, Turnoff.US, Satire, Sarcasm, Linux Humor, IT Humor, DevOps Humor, UNIX© Humor, SecDevOps Satire, Sysadmin Satire, RDBMS Satire, Daemon Sarcasm, Kernel Satire