Forsooth! What Sort Of Villainy Makes It's Evil Pestilence Known?

Apparently, Amazon.com, Inc. (Nasdaq: AMZN) has taken up the $10 Billion Evil Gauntlet and is running with it (kids, don't do that at home...), if reports are to be believed. Read it and weep for the Interweb's lowly bookseller, turned to the darkside... Today's Must Read.