The situation (depicted above) appears to be a gang of journalist photographers capturing images of the obverse of Mr. Mark Zuckerberg (in pre-testimony repose) last week; whilst we are free to examine (if you will) the reverse of same. The single feature of this artifact-for-the-future, which grabbed me by the collar, shaking the everlasting astonishment out of my dishrag-like countenance, is schadenfreude, dripping from the image, like honey from a pound cake.