Via the erudite Dan Goodin at ArsTechnica comes the latest litany of ne'er do well personal privacy company LifeLock. Consisting, if you will, of the latest foul-up at the embattled firm, Mr. Goodins' screed has succeeded in the task assigned:

An excoriation of the ham-handedness in situ at LifeLock; describing in luxurious & excruciating detail the sorrowful tale of blatant incompetence rampant at the company. Simply, astonishing.