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Ethos Capital's Press Release Targeting The Sale of PIR, .ORG gTLD →

February 21, 2020 by Marc Handelman in Internet Governance, ISOC

Ethos Capital Announces Accountability Initiatives to Secure a Strong Future for .ORG

Ethos Voluntarily Initiates Legally-Binding Public Interest Commitments that Enforce Price Limits on .ORG and Codify Strong Safeguards Against Censorship of Free Expression and Use of Personal Data

Establishes a $10 Million Community Enablement Fund to Support the .ORG Community

Releases .ORG Stewardship Council Charter

February 21, 2020 – Boston, MA – Ethos Capital (“Ethos”) today announced several key initiatives that strengthen and reinforce the company’s commitments to the .ORG community as part of its acquisition of Public Interest Registry (“PIR”). These initiatives are legally-binding measures that enforce price limits, safeguard against censorship and protect personal data through an amendment to PIR’s Registry Agreement with the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (“ICANN”) that allows PIR to operate the .ORG top-level domain. This amendment is codified in what is known as a Public Interest Commitment (“PIC”). These legally-binding commitments cannot be unilaterally modified by PIR and will apply to .ORG regardless of who operates .ORG.

In connection with these initiatives, PIR has granted ICANN an additional extension to March 20, 2020 to review PIR's submissions. PIR will continue to work collaboratively with ICANN to address any potential outstanding questions by this date.

PUBLIC INTEREST COMMITMENT (PIC)

In response to the .ORG community’s requests for increased clarity around Ethos’ commitments, Ethos has voluntarily proposed to add an amendment to PIR’s .ORG Registry Agreement with ICANN in the form of a PIC. Upon completion of the acquisition, the PIC will become a legally binding amendment to the current Registry Agreement. It will be enforceable both by ICANN through its compliance department and by members of the community through ICANN’s Public Interest Commitments Dispute Resolution Procedure (“PICDRP”).

“We have been listening closely to stakeholder feedback – both positive and negative – and have been working diligently to address these specific issues head on,” said Erik Brooks, Founder & CEO of Ethos Capital. “A primary request we heard from the .ORG community was for strong enforceability measures to ensure that Ethos would be held accountable to its promises. We are taking these actions to show that we stand firmly behind the commitments we’ve made – and most importantly – behind the registrants and users who have made .ORG the incredible domain it is today.”

This Amendment to include the PIC will include the following legally-binding contractual provisions:

Affordability of .ORG Domain Names: Fees charged to registrars for initial or renewal registration of a .ORG domain name will not increase by more than 10% per year on average for eight years from the start of the current Registry Agreement, under a precise formula that does not permit front-loading of those price increases. Through this commitment, .ORG will become one of the only TLDs to have a price restriction and it will remain one of the most affordable domains in the world.

ORG Stewardship Council: The .ORG Stewardship Council (the “Council”) will have authority to provide independent advice on and a binding right to veto modifications proposed by PIR to PIR’s policies regarding (1) censorship and freedom of expression and (2) use of .ORG registrant and user data. The Council will have specific authority to veto any proposals or modifications that would limit the Council’s oversight in these areas. No employee, director or member of PIR shall serve on the Council.

Community Enablement Fund: PIR will establish a Community Enablement Fund to provide support for initiatives benefitting .ORG registrants and approved by the Council. The commission, charter, and funding of the Community Enablement Fund will be established by PIR’s Board with input from the Council. The Council will be responsible for providing recommendations and advice regarding the Community Enablement Fund. Appropriations from the Community Enablement Fund will be subject to approval of the PIR Board. It is anticipated that PIR will contribute $10 million to the Community Enablement Fund over the remaining life of the current Registry Agreement.

Annual Public Report: PIR will produce and publish annually a report that assesses PIR’s compliance with the PIC commitments and the ways in which PIR pursued activities for the benefit of the registrants of .ORG domain names during the preceding year.

.ORG STEWARDSHIP COUNCIL CHARTER

In addition to clarifying the role of the .ORG Stewardship Council in the PIC, Ethos has publicly released the .ORG Stewardship Council Charter (the “Charter”) outlining the principles and protocols that will govern the administration and operation of the Council.

Key components of the Charter are as follows:

The Council will have the power to veto changes to .ORG policies in two essential areas, consistent with the values of the .ORG community and with PIR’s Anti-Abuse Policy: (1) appropriate limitations and safeguards against censorship of free expression in the .ORG domain name space; and (2) appropriate limitations and safeguards regarding use or disclosure of registration data or other personal data of .ORG domain name registrants and users. The Council will also have authority to veto any changes to the .ORG Stewardship Council Charter that would diminish the Council’s rights with respect to policies in these two areas.

The Council will provide the PIR Board with independent strategic advice and recommendations to help guide PIR in considering and balancing the best interests of all .ORG stakeholders, in order to help the PIR Board assess how it can promote values that serve the mission-driven goals of the .ORG community.

The Council will provide recommendations and advice regarding the Community Enablement Fund established by PIR to provide support for initiatives benefitting .ORG registrants that are consistent with the mission and values of the .ORG community.

The full text of the PIC and the Charter, which includes additional information about the Council’s duties and responsibilities and details its policies and procedures, may be viewed at www.keypointsabout.org/accountability.

PUBLIC INTEREST REGISTRY’S FUTURE

The acquisition will ensure a bright future for PIR and .ORG registrants and users. Ethos’ investment in PIR will deliver significant benefits to the .ORG community, including investment in value-added products and services that will strengthen and grow the .ORG brand. PIR will conduct market studies and surveys to help identify the products and services that can further build the online presence of mission-driven organizations around the world.

“PIR’s mission has always been to serve the .ORG community, and this agreement with ICANN ensures that we will continue to do just that,” said Jon Nevett, CEO of Public Interest Registry. “The binding and enforceable commitments announced by Ethos today ensure protections that support Ethos’ pledge to be a responsible partner to PIR. On behalf of the entire team at PIR, we could not be more thrilled to be working with Erik, Nora and the Ethos team. It’s clear that they believe in our mission and support the values we’ve worked so hard to establish over the past 17 years. We hope to complete this transaction in the near future so that we can move forward on building an even stronger .ORG together.”

THE INTERNET SOCIETY’S FUTURE

The transaction will allow the Internet Society to do more for the Internet. The Internet Society will invest the proceeds from the transaction and use the resulting investment income to power the organization’s mission of an Internet that is open, globally-connected, trustworthy and secure. The sustainable funding offered by the investments will ensure the Internet Society community efforts to build, promote, and defend the Internet can continue, and that these efforts reach far and wide. By decoupling from its reliance on revenue from the domain name industry, the Internet Society will also achieve a greater degree of independence, allowing it to be a more vocal champion for an open and inclusive Internet that is a force for good for everyone.

“With this announcement, Ethos shows that it has been listening to the questions some have raised. Ethos has responded by embedding its commitments on pricing, censorship and data use policies in a legally-binding contract, and giving ICANN and the community the ability to hold Ethos to its commitments. They listened, and responded,” said Andrew Sullivan, President and CEO of the Internet Society. “With this in place, and as the Internet Society and PIR advance their missions, the Internet will become stronger, more secure, and more accessible.”

.ORG COMMUNITY DISCUSSION

The principals from Ethos, PIR and the Internet Society will host a community discussion on Thursday, February 27, 2020 from 3:00 – 4:00 PM EST (8:00-9:00 PM UTC) to provide additional details on these important commitments. More information about this event may be found at www.keypointsabout.org/events.

Ethos, PIR, and the Internet Society look forward to hosting additional community discussions in the coming weeks.

About Ethos Capital

Ethos Capital is a specialized investment firm that helps transform and grow established companies in today’s rapidly evolving digital economy. Ethos Capital’s Founder and CEO, Erik Brooks, has deep expertise and relationships across the business, technical, and social communities that protect and promote the Internet’s core founding values. As a mission-driven firm, Ethos Capital is committed to setting the gold standard of ethics and social responsibility for registry operations and supporting a globally connected and resilient Internet. For more information, please visit https://ethoscapital.com/.

About Public Interest Registry

Public Interest Registry (PIR) is a nonprofit corporation that operates the .ORG top-level domain—one of the world’s largest generic top-level domains with more than 10 million domain names registered worldwide. As an advocate for collaboration, safety, and security on the Internet, PIR’s mission is to serve as an exemplary registry and to provide a trusted digital identity. PIR strives to educate the global community to use the Internet more safely and effectively while taking a leadership position among Internet stakeholders on policy and other issues relating to the domain naming system. PIR was founded by the Internet Society (https://www.internetsociety.org) in 2002 and is based in Reston, Virginia, USA. Visit Public Interest Registry at https://pir.org.

About .ORG

.ORG is the original purpose-driven “generic” top-level domain (gTLD) with more than 10 million domain names registered worldwide. .ORG is open to everyone, providing a global platform for organizations, associations, clubs, businesses and individuals to bring their ideas to life. For more than 30 years, .ORG has built an enduring legacy of trust, preserving an open and secure Internet where diverse communities can establish a trusted online identity and freely share ideas. Visit www.TheNew.org for more information.

About the Internet Society

Founded by Internet pioneers, the Internet Society (ISOC) is a non-profit organization dedicated to ensuring the open development, evolution and use of the Internet. Working through a global community of chapters and members, the Internet Society collaborates with a broad range of groups to promote technologies that keep the Internet safe and secure, and to advocate for policies and infrastructure that enable universal access. The Internet Society also provides a corporate home for the administrative entity that supports the Internet Engineering Task Force (IETF). For additional information, visit https://www.internetsociety.org/.

Contacts

Ethos Capital Monique Sidhom Sard Verbinnen & Co EthosCapital-SVC@sardverb.com

Public Interest Registry Andy Shea Jackson Street Partners shea@jacksonstreetpartners.com

Internet Society James Wood & Kristi Mason jwood@isoc.org Mason@isoc.org

February 21, 2020 /Marc Handelman
Internet Governance, ISOC

Packet Clearing House: A Letter, And, One More Thing...

January 03, 2020 by Marc Handelman in ISOC, DNS, .ORG, Donuts

In an enlightening email conveyed message from the Directors of the Packet Clearing House (PCH)(the world-wide group which provisions operational security and support to crucial Internet infrastructure - inclusive of the planet-spanning Domain Name System (DNS) and Exchange Points also spanning the globe (and undersea transmission cables carrying much of the world's traffic) to the General Counsel of ICANN.

The document, targeting the sale and subsequent management of the PIR (the component of ISOC that managed the .ORG TLD), comes a dire warning regarding the sale of the PIR to Ethos Equity. The full document may be downloaded here. And, of course, there's one more thing...

January 03, 2020 /Marc Handelman
ISOC, DNS, .ORG, Donuts

TLS 1.3 Final Finalized, Finally

August 15, 2018 by Marc Handelman in ISOC, Infosec Policy, IETF, TLS

Truly astonishing the length of time our beloved (Hmmmmmm) IETF takes to remediate the suborg's own bad decisions with a stop-gap measure...

August 15, 2018 /Marc Handelman
ISOC, Infosec Policy, IETF, TLS

The Forward Secrecy Chronicles, TLS 1.3 Hath Garnered Favor →

April 02, 2018 by Marc Handelman in TLS, Information Security, ISOC, IETF, Network Security, Network Protocols

Good news for mankind (and their AI minions) traversing the web's winding corridors of nattering decreptitude and bubbling evil, Transport Layer Security 1.3 has won approval by the Gods of the IETF, with narry a bleat of negativity. Rejoice!

April 02, 2018 /Marc Handelman
TLS, Information Security, ISOC, IETF, Network Security, Network Protocols

IETF Network Working Group Slated to Consider The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch (aka draft-camelot-holy-grenade-00) →

March 27, 2018 by Marc Handelman in IETF, ISOC

Here it 'tis, in it's entirety (also available in TXT, HTML et cetera...)

Network Working Group A. Pendragon Internet-Draft Camelot Updates: 8140 (if approved) March 23, 2018 Intended status: Informational
Expires: September 24, 2018

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch draft-camelot-holy-grenade-00 Abstract The menagerie of beasts and artefacts depicted in RFC8140 may be usefully supplemented by other renowned figures of Internet and more general lore. This document extends the menagerie to the seminal fable of the "Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch", as depicted in the Monty Python film "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", as well as "Spamalot", the musical inspired by the movie. Spamalot The relevance of the musical "Spamalot" to Internet lore should be obvious to the reader; but in case of doubt, see also Section 1 ("What is Spam*?") of RFC2635. Status of This Memo This Internet-Draft is submitted in full conformance with the provisions of BCP 78 and BCP 79. Internet-Drafts are working documents of the Internet Engineering Task Force (IETF). Note that other groups may also distribute working documents as Internet-Drafts. The list of current Internet-Drafts is at https://datatracker.ietf.org/drafts/current/. Internet-Drafts are draft documents valid for a maximum of six months and may be updated, replaced, or obsoleted by other documents at any time. It is inappropriate to use Internet-Drafts as reference material or to cite them other than as "work in progress." This Internet-Draft will expire on September 24, 2018. Copyright Notice Copyright (c) 2018 IETF Trust and the persons identified as the document authors. All rights reserved. This document is subject to BCP 78 and the IETF Trust's Legal Provisions Relating to IETF Documents (https://trustee.ietf.org/license-info) in effect on the date of publication of this document. Please review these documents carefully, as they describe your rights and restrictions with respect to this document.

Table of Contents

1. Terminology
2. Introduction
3. The French-occupied castle
4. The Mythos of Caerbannog
    4.1. The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog
    4.2. Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
5. Dramatis Personae
    5.1. Past the Killer Rabbit
6. IANA Considerations
7. Security Considerations
8. References
    8.1. Normative References
    8.2. Informative References
Index
Author's Address
  1. Terminology

The key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "NOT RECOMMENDED", "MAY", and "OPTIONAL" in this document are to be interpreted as described in BCP 14 [RFC2119] [RFC8174] when, and only when, they appear in all capitals, as shown here.

  1. Introduction

[RFC8140] refers to the intended move of RFC formatting to XML2RFC v3 [RFC7990], in the following terms:

Although the RFC Editor has recently dragged the IETF kicking and screaming into the twentieth century [RFC7990] [RFC7996], there is a yearning among all right-thinking Internet architects to "keep it simple" and to return to the olden days when pigs could be given thrust without anyone taking undue offence.

-- A. Farrel

While no pigs, flying or otherwise, are involved in the transition to RFC XML v3, it is opportune to enhance the [RFC8140] legendarium in the service of RFC XML v3, by illustrating its functionality through references to the mythology of Camelot, and particularly the incidents at the Cave of Caerbannog.

The screaming move into the twenty-first century is accompanied by a move back to the late twentieth century, with ASCII stylings more wonted in haunts like ftp://ftp.wwa.com/pub/Scarecrow (known to be accessible in 1996.)

There are two references to rabbits in Monty Python and the Holy Grail which are expounded on herewith:

Trojan Rabbit

In their siege of the French-occupied castle which may already contain an instance of the Grail, Sir Bedevere the Wise proposes to use a Trojan Rabbit to infiltrate the castle, with a raiding party to take the French "not only by surprise, but totally unarmed."
The proposal, unsurprisingly, proved abortive. The more so as the raiding party forgot to hide within the Trojan Rabbit, before the French soldiers took the Trojan Rabbit inside the castle.

Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog

Guarding the entrance to the Cave of Caerbannog; see Section 4.
  1. The French-occupied castle

The participants of that renowned exercise in cross-cultural communication, to wit the exchange between the Knights of the Round Table and the taunting French soldiers serving under Guy de Lombard are, properly speaking, outside the scope of this menagerie, being more or less human. Notwithstanding, several^ish^ beasts both animated and wooden played a significant part in this encounter; most notably:

The Projectile Cow, see Figure 1
The Trojan Rabbit, see Figure 2

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Figure 1: The Projectile Cow with an accompanying cannon

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Figure 2: The Trojan Rabbit with an automatic sliding door

While the exchange at the French-occupied castle is one of the more memorable scenes of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the Trojan Rabbit has not reached the same level of cultural resonance as its more murderous counterpart. Reasons for this may include:

[CREF1]

Less overall screen-time dedicated to the Trojan Rabbit.
The Trojan Rabbit as projectile has already been anticipated by the Cow as projectile.

The exchange of projectile animals was the beginning of a long-running fruitful relationship between the British and the French peoples, which arguably predates the traditional English enmity with the French.

  1. The Mythos of Caerbannog

The Cave of Caerbannog has been well-established in the mythology of Camelot (as recounted by Monty Python) as the lair of the Legendary Black Beast of Arrrghhh, more commonly known today as the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog Section 4.1. It is the encounter between the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog and the Knights of the Round Table, armed with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch (see the following section), that we recount here through monospace font and multiple spaces. 4.1. The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog

The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog, that most formidable foe of the Knights and of all that is holy or carrot-like, has been depicted diversely in lay and in song. We venture to say, contra the claim made in Section 4.1 of Ze Vompyre, that the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog truly is the most afeared of all the creatures. Short of sanctified ordnance such as Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, there are few remedies known against its awful lapine powers.

The following depiction of the fearsome beast has been sourced from Rabbit-SCII, accompanied by C code that was used in this accurate depiction of the Killer Rabbit:

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Figure 3: A Photo Of The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog Taken In Secret

/ Locate the Killer Rabbit / int type; unsigned char *killerRabbit = LocateCreature(&caerbannog, "killer rabbit"); if( killerRabbit == 0 ){ puts("The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog is out of town."); return LOST_CREATURE; }

/ Load Cave / unsigned char *cave = LoadPlace(&caerbannog, "The Cave Of Caerbannog"); if( cave == 0 ){ puts("The Cave of Caerbannog must have moved."); return LOST_PLACE; }

/ Lure the Killer Rabbit back into the Cave / unsigned char *carrot = allocateObjectInPlace( carrot("fresh"), cave); if( carrot == 0 ){ puts("No carrot, no rabbit."); return LOST_LURE; }

/ Finally, notify the Killer Rabbit to act / return notifyCreature(killerRabbit, &carrot);

Figure 4: C Code To Lure Killer Rabbit Back To Cave

On the beast's encounter with the Knights of the Round Table, the following personnel engaged with it in combat:

Killed
    Sir Bors
    Sir Gawain
    Sir Ector
Soiled Himself
    Sir Robin
Panicked
    King Arthur
Employed Ordnance
    The Lector
    Brother Maynard
Scoffed
    Tim the Enchanter

4.2. Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

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Figure 5: The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch (don't pull the pin)

Figure 6: The Sovereign's Orb made invisible

The solution to the impasse at the Cave of Caerbannog was provided by the successful deployment of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch (see Figure 5) . Any similarity between the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch and the mythical Holy Spear of Antioch is purely intentional; any similarity between the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch and the Sovereign's Orb of the United Kingdom (see Figure 6) is putatively fortuitous.

Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

Ordnance deployed by Brother Maynard under the incantation of a lector, in order to dispense with the Foes of the Virtuous. See Figure 5.

Holy Spear of Antioch

A supposed relic of the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, this is one of at least four claimed instances of the lance that pierced Christ's side. Its historical significance lies in inspiring crusaders to continue their siege of Antioch in 1098.

Sovereign's Orb of the United Kingdom

Part of the Crown Jewels of the United Kingdom, the Sovereign's Orb is a hollow gold sphere set with jewels and topped with a cross. It was made for Charles II in 1661. See Figure 6.

The instructions in the Book of Armaments on the proper deployment of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch MAY be summarized as follows, although this summary SHALL NOT be used as a substitute for a reading from the Book of Armaments:

Preamble: St Attila Benediction
Feast of the People on Sundry Foods
    Lambs
    Sloths
    Carp
    Anchovies
    Orangutangs
    Breakfast Cereals
    Fruit Bats
    et hoc genus omne
Take out the Holy Pin
The Count

A.
    Count is to Three: no more, no less
B.
    Not Four
C.
    Nor Two, except if the count then proceeds to Three
D.
    Five is Right Out

Lob the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards the Foe
The Foe, being naughty in the LORD's sight, SHALL snuff it

This could also be represented in pseudocode as follows:

integer count; for count := 1 step 1 until 3 do say(count) comment Five is Right Out

Take out the Holy Pin
The Count
Lob the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards the Foe
Foe snuffs it
  1. Dramatis Personae

The following human (more-or-less) protagonists were involved in the two incidents recounted as lore of the Knights of the Round Table: French Castle Cave of Caerbannog King Arthur Patsy Sir Bedevere the Wise Sir Galahad the Pure Sir Lancelot the Brave Sir Robin the Not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot French Guard with Outrageous Accent Tim the Enchanter Other French Guards Brother Maynard The Lector not yet recruited Sir Bors Sir Gawain Sir Ector Retinue of sundry knights Retinue of sundry more knights than at the French Castle 5.1. Past the Killer Rabbit

Once the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog (Figure 3) had been dispatched, the Knights of the Round Table uncovered the last words of Joseph of Arimathea, inscribed on the Cave of Caerbannog in Aramaic. While the precise Aramaic wording has not survived, we trust the following Hebrew subtitles will serve as an acceptable substitute:

.כאן אולי ימצאו המילים האחרונות של יוסף מארמתיה .מי אשר יהיה אמיץ ובעל נפש טהורה יוכל למצוא את הגביע הקדוש בטירת אאאאאאאה

"Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Arimathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the castle of — Aaaargh."

  1. IANA Considerations

IANA might consider a registry to track the mythical, especially ravaging beasts, such as the Killer Rabbit, who haunt the Internet.

  1. Security Considerations

Do not let the Killer Rabbit out under any circumstance.

I repeat. Do not let the Killer Rabbit (Figure 3) out.

  1. References 8.1. Normative References [RFC2119] Bradner, S., "Key words for use in RFCs to Indicate Requirement Levels", BCP 14, RFC 2119, DOI 10.17487/RFC2119, March 1997. 8.2. Informative References [grail_film] Chapman, G., Cleese, J., Idle, E., Gilliam, T., Jones, T. and M. Palin, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", 1975. [RFC2635] Hambridge, S. and A. Lunde, "DON'T SPEW A Set of Guidelines for Mass Unsolicited Mailings and Postings (spam*)", FYI 35, RFC 2635, DOI 10.17487/RFC2635, June 1999. [RFC7990] Flanagan, H., "RFC Format Framework", RFC 7990, DOI 10.17487/RFC7990, December 2016. [RFC8140] Farrel, A., "The Arte of ASCII: Or, An True and Accurate Representation of an Menagerie of Thynges Fabulous and Wonderful in Ye Forme of Character", RFC 8140, DOI 10.17487/RFC8140, April 2017. [RFC8174] Leiba, B., "Ambiguity of Uppercase vs Lowercase in RFC 2119 Key Words", BCP 14, RFC 8174, DOI 10.17487/RFC8174, May 2017. Index C Cave of Caerbannog H Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch R relics Christian monarchic Author's Address Arthur son of Uther Pendragon Camelot Palace Camel Lot 1 Camelot, England United Kingdom EMail: arthur.pendragon@ribose.com URI: http://camelot.gov.example
March 27, 2018 /Marc Handelman
IETF, ISOC

Crypto-Zealots →

March 26, 2018 by Marc Handelman in ISOC, IETF, Engineering, Networks, Must Read

If you read anything in the next couple of days regarding the IETF, and cryptography, take a moment and read Geoff Huston's superb retort to a controversial statement piece by Tony Rutkowski, both on CircleID. Tremendous responses are many on our beloved interweb, and this may be one of them... Enjoy today's MustRead!

March 26, 2018 /Marc Handelman
ISOC, IETF, Engineering, Networks, Must Read

IoT Security Fail, The Collaborative Fix →

May 02, 2017 by Marc Handelman in IoT, IoT Security, ISOC, Information Security, Network Security, Hardware Security

Andrei Robachevsky, a Technology Program Manager at The Internet Society (ISOC), writes of a contemplated security engineering initiative targeting security flaws in the Internet of Things environ. Today's Must Read.

"Unfortunately, as is often the case with fast-pace developments, security of IoT components and the system as a whole is lagging. Price and functionality features take higher priority. We need to make security and privacy the most important features. Never before has the virtual world penetrated so deep into our physical lives, and if the gap isn't shortened there is a high risk of long-term damage to user confidence in the IoT." - Andrei Robachevsky, Technology Program Manager at The Internet Society (ISOC)

May 02, 2017 /Marc Handelman
IoT, IoT Security, ISOC, Information Security, Network Security, Hardware Security

ISOC and OTA, The Initiative →

April 07, 2017 by Marc Handelman in All is Information, ISOC

The Internet Society and the Online Trust Alliance have announced their intent to operate as a single entity, with the OTA transformed as a key initiative of the Society...

"The two organizations have a mutual history of working with their members to promote initiatives that enhance online security. Under the agreement, OTA will operate within the Internet Society, and members will automatically become Internet Society members. Together they will build and expand multiple initiatives including OTA’s annual Online Trust Audit and Cyber Incident Response Guide, and Internet of Things (IoT) Trust Framework." - via the ISOC OTA Announcement

April 07, 2017 /Marc Handelman
All is Information, ISOC

ISOC, Internet Governance →

December 04, 2016 by Marc Handelman in All is Information, Governance, Internet Governance, ISOC
December 04, 2016 /Marc Handelman
All is Information, Governance, Internet Governance, ISOC

Paul Vixie, Compromised Security in IoT Caused by Market Pressure →

November 30, 2016 by Marc Handelman in All is Information, Brilliant, IoT Security, ISOC

via the Internet Society's blog, comes an outstanding screed - penned by Jeri Clausing - detailing the on-target cogitation of the eponymous Paul Vixie, Ph.D., this time, those thoughts encompass the in-built security flaws of the seemingly ubiquitous IoT infrastructure. Read it and Weep.

November 30, 2016 /Marc Handelman
All is Information, Brilliant, IoT Security, ISOC

ISOC 2016 Global Internet Report →

November 25, 2016 by Marc Handelman in Accountability, All is Information, Information Security, Database Security, Data Security, Web Security, WebTrust, Online Trust, ISOC

Behold, the Internet Society's 2016 Global Internet Report: 'The Economics of Building Trust Online: Preventing Data Breaches. Fascinating reading.

November 25, 2016 /Marc Handelman
Accountability, All is Information, Information Security, Database Security, Data Security, Web Security, WebTrust, Online Trust, ISOC

ISOC San Francisco Chapter - Shadow Regulation →

November 21, 2016 by Marc Handelman in All is Information, ISOC, Governance
November 21, 2016 /Marc Handelman
All is Information, ISOC, Governance
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San Francisco ISOC Hosts IoT Conference →

February 16, 2016 by Marc Handelman in Internetwork Security, IoT, ISOC

The San Francisco Chapter of the Internet Society has slated February 18th, 2015 as the date for the first INET/IoT Conference.

"The Internet of Things (IoT) is an idea that has been around for a long time but is now starting to come to fruition. The idea is that anything and everything can have a sensor and can provide information to a remote collector somewhere else on The Internet. Our cars, our homes, farm animals, farmer’s fields, light bulbs, roads, just about anything can be fitted with a data collection device and the information used to make smarter decisions. The need to collect and analyze the huge amount of data collected is driving advances in Big Data computing. Such data collection also raises serious privacy and security concerns. More event information is on our website here, including speaker bios: http://www.sfbayisoc.org/iot-conference/ ." via the SF Bay ISOC Chapter

February 16, 2016 /Marc Handelman
Internetwork Security, IoT, ISOC
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ISOC President Slated to Speak At UN

February 11, 2016 by Marc Handelman in All is Information, ISOC

Internet Society President and CEO Kathy Brown slated to speak at UN Headquarters in New York on Thursday, February 11, 2016, between 11:40 and 13:00 US Eastern time (UTC-5) as a component part of the International Day of Women & Girls in Science.

February 11, 2016 /Marc Handelman
All is Information, ISOC

IP Spoof, Stoppable?

October 06, 2015 by Marc Handelman in Information Security, Network Security, ISOC

Andrei Robachevsky - writing at CircleID, explores the potential to halt IP Spoofing. Today's MustRead (along with the ISOC whitepaper referred to in the original post).

Mitigating the reflection component of the attack is one way of addressing the problem. As reported by the OpenResolver project, in the last two years the amount of open DNS resolvers has dropped almost by half — from 29M to 15M. However, there are other types of amplifying reflectors — NTP and SSDP are among them, and even TCP-based servers (like web servers, or ftp servers) can reflect and amplify traffic. Andrei Robachevsky - writing at CircleID

October 06, 2015 /Marc Handelman
Information Security, Network Security, ISOC

ISOC, 2015 Jonathan B. Postel Service Award Goes To Rob Blokzijl

August 21, 2015 by Marc Handelman in Internet Governance, Jonathan B. Postel, ISOC, All is Information, Sécurité de l'Information, Information Security, The Stuff of Genius

The Internet Society has awarded the Jonathan B. Postel Service Award to Rob Blokzijl, Ph.D. for his tireless labor and over 25 years as the Founding Member, and Retired Chair (retired in May 2014) at (Réseaux IP Européens] aka RIPE. That work coupled with the critically important labor of assisting other European policy makers, engineers and scientists to spread the Internet across Europe informed the selection of Dr. Blokzijl!.

'During the 1980s, Dr. Blokzijl was active in building networks for the particle physics community in Europe. Through his experience at the National Institute for Nuclear and High Energy Physics (NIKHEF) and CERN, he recognized the power of collaborating with others building networks for research and travelled worldwide to promote cooperation across networkers. In the 1990s, Dr. Blokzijl was influential in the creation of the Amsterdam Internet Exchange, one of the first in Europe. His most widely recognized contribution is as founding member and 25-year chairman of RIPE, the European open forum for IP networking. Dr. Blokzijl was also instrumental in the creation of RIPE NCC in 1992, the first Regional Internet Registry in the world.' - via the Internet Society

August 21, 2015 /Marc Handelman /Source
Internet Governance, Jonathan B. Postel, ISOC, All is Information, Sécurité de l'Information, Information Security, The Stuff of Genius

ISOC, Why Routing Security Matters →

July 30, 2015 by Marc Handelman in Gatekeeper, Information Security, Network Security, Network Protocols, Networks, ISOC

Yes, Virginia, routing security is fundamental. via Andrei Robachevsky, Technology Program Manager at the Internet Society.

July 30, 2015 /Marc Handelman
Gatekeeper, Information Security, Network Security, Network Protocols, Networks, ISOC

IETF 93 Prague, Coordinating Attack Response at Internet Scale

July 27, 2015 by Marc Handelman in All is Information, IETF, ISOC
July 27, 2015 /Marc Handelman
All is Information, IETF, ISOC

ISOC InterCommunity 2015 →

June 05, 2015 by Marc Handelman in ISOC
June 05, 2015 /Marc Handelman
ISOC

ISOC Interplanetary Networking SIG Announces May Confab →

April 21, 2015 by Marc Handelman in All is Information, ISOC, ISOC IPNSIG, Signals, Networks, Network Protocols

The InterPlanetary Networking Special Interest Group (IPNSIG) of the Internet Society (ISOC) has announced the organizations' Second Annual IPN Conference in Washington, DC; slated for Monday, May 18, 2015. This time focusing on Delay & Disruption Tolerant Networking (DTN): the Emerging Standard for Space Data Communications.

Speakers include:

  • Vint Cerf (Google VP, co-author of TCP-IP, one of the “fathers of the Internet—and IPN-ISOC board member) will provide an overview of InterPlanetary Networking.
  • The NASA/Boeing team (Brett Willman & Suzanne Davidson) working on DTN aboard the International Space Station
  • The NASA team (David Israel & Donald Cornwell) who concluded the very successful Lunar Laser Communication Demonstration in late 2013 and who are planning the 2017 Laser Relay Communication Demonstration.
  • Scott Burleigh (JPL’s chief DTN architect) will be explaining recent significant enhancements to the ION DTN distribution (the distribution currently in use on ISS).
  • Keith Scott leads the Consultative Consortium for Space Data Systems (CCSDS) DTN working group that is standardizing DTN protocols for use in civilian space missions. He will talk about the Bundle Protocol becoming one of the networking protocols being standardized for space communication as part of the Solar System Internet (the other is IP).
  • Scott Pace is the Director of the Space Policy Institute at George Washington University. He will be speaking about the increasing importance of space policies as more nation states engage and collaborate in space exploration.

While admission is free for all to attend, and breakfast, lunch and an afternoon snack will be provided it is crucial that you register to attend. Physical attendance is limited to 150 people. The event will reportedly be webcast on the Internet Society’s LiveStream Channel and presentations will also be published on YouTube for VOD streaming poste-event. You can register for the event at the IPN's Eventbrite site.

April 21, 2015 /Marc Handelman
All is Information, ISOC, ISOC IPNSIG, Signals, Networks, Network Protocols
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